Doctors Say the Darndest Things
I'm in a bit of a creative mood at the moment (though obviously not creative enought to create my own title). Today, as I sit and watch a medical series on television, it occured to me that the things doctors say make for some great entertainment.
Just like what I'm watching: A man was brought into hospital but refused treatment. The doctor spent a long time trying to convince him that he needed immediate treatment, but the man refused. Walking away, the man collapsed and as the nurses were putting him on a gurney, the doctor said "You're all mine now."
"You're all mine now." That sounds more like a mad scientist than a doctor. I think I would've been horrified if I were that man.
Just like what I'm watching: A man was brought into hospital but refused treatment. The doctor spent a long time trying to convince him that he needed immediate treatment, but the man refused. Walking away, the man collapsed and as the nurses were putting him on a gurney, the doctor said "You're all mine now."
"You're all mine now." That sounds more like a mad scientist than a doctor. I think I would've been horrified if I were that man.
Things ever said to me include (but are not limited to):
- "You better make sure the Methotrexate starts working soon." (I'll be sure to let my immune system know.)
- "Nothing appears to be wrong." (Oh really?)
- "I don't believe the side effects are that bad." (You try living it.)
- "Are you feeling any pain?" (Are you kidding me?!)
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